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May. 11th, 2019 08:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nola_jessIf one more person comes in the store and asks me to recommend a book their mom would like without telling me anything about their mom or the books she likes to read, I'm going to fake my own death.
10% off to anyone who comes in, pretends there isn't a consumer-exploitable holiday this weekend, and just wants some damn books.
10% off to anyone who comes in, pretends there isn't a consumer-exploitable holiday this weekend, and just wants some damn books.
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Date: 2019-05-12 11:47 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2019-05-13 01:28 am (UTC)Less nightmares and more rage blackouts. At least I don't have to worry about getting fired if I accidentally tell someone to fuck off.
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Date: 2019-05-13 01:40 am (UTC)I used to work in a bookstore and if anything could make me break up with books, it would have been that. You got lucky, books. Where is this magical store where you can tell people to fuck off? Is it black books, from the TV show black books?
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Date: 2019-05-13 01:44 am (UTC)Less magical and more owned by my grandfather. He could fire me, but he's put up with my shit this long, so it's unlikely.
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Date: 2019-05-13 01:45 am (UTC)I guess I just found my new favorite place.
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Date: 2019-05-12 12:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-12 08:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-23 05:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-23 05:33 am (UTC)Someone has to do it, and I'm naturally gifted.
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Date: 2019-05-23 05:34 am (UTC)You're in my top 5 favorite grumps.
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Date: 2019-05-23 05:48 am (UTC)Get enough coffee in me and I'll fight the other four.