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Teague Desmarais ([personal profile] nola_jess) wrote2019-05-11 08:59 pm

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If one more person comes in the store and asks me to recommend a book their mom would like without telling me anything about their mom or the books she likes to read, I'm going to fake my own death.

10% off to anyone who comes in, pretends there isn't a consumer-exploitable holiday this weekend, and just wants some damn books.
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[personal profile] nola_shawn 2019-05-13 01:40 am (UTC)(link)

I used to work in a bookstore and if anything could make me break up with books, it would have been that. You got lucky, books. Where is this magical store where you can tell people to fuck off? Is it black books, from the TV show black books?

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[personal profile] nola_shawn 2019-05-13 01:45 am (UTC)(link)

I guess I just found my new favorite place.